A Fishe’s Lament

By Norty Piker

Resident of Serpent Lake

Woe is me!  I am the Rodney Dangerfield of fish; I get no respect.  I’ve heard what people say about me and the likes of me.  They get me in their boat and there I lay exhausted and they commence to insult my species.  Snake!  Slimy!  Smelly!    And then they ignominiously throw me back in the lake.  Well, I’m glad for that part anyway.  I get to swim away.

But I’m telling you that it’s not easy down there back in the water.  For one thing there are just too many of us.  Foraging for food as I must is a fish eat fish proposition.  Well, I don’t have to worry about a lot of big ones trying to chomp be down; seems like they have been caught and kept.  Not as many insults go their way apparently.  But smaller fish like me we are down here competing for food.

It’s not all bad.  Especially when they put those small other species in the lake; you know the ones with the big bulging eyes.  It’s feast time about every other year.  I love them…yum yum.   Most of the time, however, it’s slim pickings.  Just because there are no big ones after us, does not mean that danger is not lurking in every attempt to capture a prey.  It’s those things with the hooks in them.  The silvery, shiny things look just like what I am looking for, and then bang.  I’m hooked.  I hate that when it happens!  It’s exhausting.

Well, at least you always give me a second chance….or a third or a fourth.  I’ve been caught any number of times…..and insulted sufficiently to have low self esteem for the rest of my life.  Thanks for throwing me back, but I do wish that you would keep some of my cousins, or even my brothers and sisters.  Less competition for the food down here if you would do that.  (So, I get no respect and get insulted regularly, do you expect me to be nice?)

I’ve heard tell that there are just a few fisherfolk with the silvery shiny things with hooks in them that keep fish like me.  “Shall we keep him and pickle him?”  I don’t know exactly what that is, and I don’t want to know.  I think it would be the end of me.  I’ve always gotten thrown back so far.

There is another more dangerous fisherfolk than those who would pickle me; those who would filet me.  I’ll tell you it sends shivers right up my y- bones.  I’ve heard the question asked if anyone on board knew how to take out the y-bones.  No one does, so I get thrown back.  But that means that someone  somewhere does know how to take out the y-bones.  I’m proud of my y-bones.  They have always been my best protection.  If someone knows how to remove them and I get caught by them, I’m history, because as mean and pesty as I am, I know I am delicious.  It’s a well guarded secret.  I hope that never gets to be common knowledge.

I’m telling you, it’s tough being my species and my size.  The only way I can keep living is to be insulted and disparaged; the only way I can be respected is to be filleted, de-boned and eaten,  This is my lament.  Gotta go now.  One of the silvery shiny things is going by – fast.   I think I can catch it for lunch.   Hope there’s no hooks in it.

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CALL TO ACTION

Your help is needed to contact your legislators today and to ask him/her to bring Minnesota’s shoreland management into the 21st century. For more than 40-years, Minnesota has had a system of local control with state oversight that guides development along the shores of Minnesota’s lakes, rivers, and streams.  Under this system the state establishes minimum statewide standards and counties and cities establish local ordinances based on them.  Periodically, the state updates these standards so that they keep pace with development trends.  It has now been more than 20 years since statewide rules were updated. 
An update to these rules is ready to move forward but is stalled because of a glitch in the law.  In 2007, the legislature directed the DNR to update the rules and the DNR used the largest public input process ever to modernize the standards to meet the 21st century. Unfortunately, due to a glitch in law the DNR no longer has the authority to complete the update and they are stalled. 
To move forward, the legislature needs to fix this problem.  We need you  to contact your legislators and ask him/her to support simple legislation to fix this problem.  All the work is done and many years of public input will go to waste if this does not happen.  Our shoreland resources, water quality, and way of life can’t afford any more delays in updating the standards.
Please contact them immediately and send them the message that we have waited long enough and it is time to finish the job.
To Contact Your Legislator
All the legislature has to do is pass a simple bill that reauthorizes the DNR to finish the job. Legislators throughout the state need to know that the rules should move forward just as the legislature intended when they asked for the update back in 2007. Please contact your legislators (contact information below) and let them know that further delays are not acceptable.   
Send a brief letter or email to your legislators or better yet, call them today.
Larry Howes  4B
5340 Ladyslipper Lane N.W.
Walker, NM   56484
218-547-4707
rep.larry.howes@house.mn
John Ward  12A
1602 – 13th St. S.E.
Brainerd, MN  56401
218-828-3626
rep.john.ward@house.mn
John Carlson SD 4
1403 Bemidji Avenue N.
Bemidji, MN  56601
651.296.4913
sen.john.carlson@senate.
Paul E. Gazelka SD 12
Paul Gazelka Insurance Agency Inc.
5229 Edgewood Drive, Suite 100 
Brainerd, MN  56425
218.821.9287
sen.paul.gazelka@senate.mn
If your legislators are not on the above list, the state has a convenient website to identify your legislators at: http://www.gis.leg.mn/mapserver/districts/.   Enter your address and then follow the links to the contact information for your state Representative and state Senator.
Thank you for your partnership to help protect Minnesota’s shorelands, lakes, rivers and streams!

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Reminders

The Serpent Lake Association annual meeting is set for June 23 at the Heartwood Center in Crosby. Gather for rolls and coffee at 8:30am and the meeting will start a 9:00am. Don’t forget to pay you annual dues in order to vote at the meeting.

The Serpent Lake Association highway cleanup will be April 26th. Thoise intrested helping in this year’s effort should meet at the Salem Lutheran Church parking lot in Deerwood at 4:30pm.

Those Serpent Lake Association members interested in serving on the Serpent Lake Association Board should contact Association President Wayne Brezina at wcbrezina@hotmail.com prior to this year’s annual meeting June 23rd.

The Serpent Lake Association bumper sticker, designed and printed at K & M Signs of Ironton will be available for purchase at the annual meeting for $10.00. All proceeds go to the Serpent Lake Preservation Fund. The stickers will look great on your car bumper or on your boat.

 

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Support the Serpent Lake Preservation Fund

SLA-decal

Help spread the word! Buy a Preserve Serpent Lake decal at this year’s Serpent Lake Association annual meeting. All proceeds go the the Serpent Lake Preservation Fund and each $10 bumper decal will help highlight our association’s efforts to control curly-leaf pondweed and stop other invasive species from entering Serpent Lake.

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What Difference Does It Make?

 
By Bob Hoeft
 

Always chores to do around the lake.  You mow your lawn. Remove weeds from the lake.  Apply chemicals to your land or lake. Adjust or alter your shoreline in some manner.  Remove bushes or a tree.  Plant bushes or a tree.  Clear your land.  Trim your bushes or trees.  Rake your lawn. Add a driveway or walkway.  Enlarge your home.

These are things that we all do.  Those of us who are property owners of lakeshore know there is always something more to do.  So, beyond taking care of our own property, what difference does it make?

I recently read a book entitled For Love of Lakes by Darby Nelson (Michigan State University Press, 2012)  Darby Nelson is a retired professor of aquatic ecology and an expert on limnology.  Limnology is the “study of the biological, chemical geographical and physical features of freshwaters, especially lakes and ponds.” (New World Dictionary)

If you don’t think it makes much difference in the chores and choices you make with regard to taking care of your own property, think again.  Nothing we do on our land or adjacent lake is without consequences…for good or not so good.  Collectively what we do has a tremendous impact.

The history of this realization was slow in coming.  One scientist (Forbes) conjectured that lakes had their own ecosystem that would not be affected by what happened on land.  Darby Nelson says that that slowed down research quite a bit. (page 85)  Further, that when a scientist (Lindeman) first postulated that the ecosystems and lakes and watershed were intrinsically intertwined he was scorned by scientific colleagues. (pages 154,5&6)

We are way beyond that in the year 2012.  It is unequivocally a scientific certainty that land and water are connected in terms of the health of each.  Some people still do not believe it, some people do not know this and others, unfortunately, do not care.

As this publication has reported and continues to report there are many things to consider when cutting, trimming, landscaping, spraying and managing our lakeshore property.  It behooves us all to think about the effect of any changes we are making to our land or adjacent lake.

Of course there are things beyond our control which also bring unwelcome changes to our ecosystem.  Nelson identifies them as mercury poisoning, warming temperatures and acid rain.  These negative changes are brought about primarily by our worlds use of fossil fuels.

I have never heard much about acid rain being a problem in our area. On the other hand, warming temperatures and mercury contamination are quite real for our fish population.  Tulibees most likely disappeared from Serpent Lake in the past 20 years or less because they could not be sustained in a thermocliine area of low enough temperatures with adequate oxygen levels.  I would speculate that the die off of eel pout in the past two years has similar origins.  (Have you missed them floating about during the late summer?}

Mercury contamination of fish is also quite real for the Serpent Lake fish population.  My check of the Minnesota Department of Natural resources website says that it is only healthy to eat one meal of Northern Pike per week from Serpent Lake.  Northern Pike are the top of the food chain and gather the most mercury through consumption of other fish.

Of course the other threat to our dear lakes is the introduction of exotics.  So far Serpent Lake only has curly leaf pond weed, which we pay dearly to treat.  At our doorstep is Eurasian milfoil and zebra mussels.  Let’s all check our boats carefully if we have launched them in a different lake.  It is difficult, if not impossible to monitor what other might do.

Which brings me to my final point:  there are things we can control and cannot control with regard to the quality of our lake.  Let’s do what we can to keep our lake the best it can be by following shoreline and landscaping guidelines..  What we do does make a difference.  Collectively we can have a huge impact for keeping our lake healthy for future generations. (or not healthy….I opt for the former.)

If you are interested in reading For Love of Lakes by Darby Nelson, a copy is in the Jessie F. Hallett Memorial Library in Crosby.

 

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